Not everybody has a qwerty keyboard
Try to play your game with the y key to jump.
Reviews for "Dire Haven"
I like Platform!
With Super Meat Boy reference! good joob!
Fun
Good, fun game. The regular campaign was pretty easy, but the "lost levels" seem more challenging.
It reminds me a lot of the Karoshi games, except more straightforward.
Great!
I know I shouldn't think so highly of this game, since it's an extremely basic and simple retro styled platformer, (there are WAY too many), but there's a certain charm and fun to the game that made me love it. I give 9 stars instead of 10 because there's no save feature. It's really frustrating having to replay some of these levels over again since the game is so hard.
Painstaking work paid off!
If there was a rule which required the need to annoy gamers constantly and piss them off every 3.4 seconds day in, day out until they can't take the torture any longer and throw their Dell, Toshiba desktops or MacBooks out of the house and perform a ritual Seppuku on themselves for not accomplishing a simple, yet challenging achievement to prove on how 'hardcore' they desire and feel the need to show themselves off...you guys would take the cake.
This game is indeed, without a doubt what it's like to complete one straightforward goal which looks rather easy to get through and suddenly tricks you by plunging you into heavy, mild, clearly bullshit obstacles just to finish one level at a time and take yet another step on the ladder to game completion and utter annoyance.
Whoever in god's name you miserable, little, selfish, horrible, ungrateful bastards are (which I truly don't wish to call you, however I must for the sake of every other gamer who've trembled through your hard work and failed to pass) I tip my hat off to you...if I had a hat with me and if I could award you all with a badge, a medal, a certificate, a trophy, an Oscar, a Grammy, the key to the planet Earth and an achievement...with Gamerscore included.
If anything, you people should be proud of yourself and deserve to stride on forth to whatever it is that you plan to submit to a website, such as the loveable Newgrounds and show off how fantastic you guys are at your artwork, your music, your Actionscripting and how you get to tween every little thing in those flash of yours!
I look forward to seeing what you gentlemen have in store for us next time.