Good for the derp
Lawls.So much going on, Insanity.Why not have the gunner fight chuck norris/raptor jesus/Mr. T at the end?
Reviews for "Feed the Children"
Liked it, but a few bugs
If you run out of time (which I did intentionally to see what would happen) the gunman does not explode, and you can just run around still running the race and picking up the checkpoints. The only thing that happens is "TOO SLOW" appears above your head, but that is it. The commentator even says that you explode, but you don't. You are also invincible for the rest of the race, so even if you lose all your health to the enemies that still spawn even if you failed the race before the first enemy comes, you never die.
Something to look into and fix, but otherwise a great, funny game.
DBuck-Eye responds:
I know the glitch you're talking about, but I couldn't reproduce it in testing. The gunman typically explodes, but I think something with the star power thing throws it off. I'll look into it.
EDIT: Found it! And it was bigger than expected. Anyway, I'll get a fixed version up asap. Thanks for the help!
The thing that was falcon punching you was the 'endangered boxing shark', according to the announcer. And if you want other stuff to do, **SPOILER** Try using the a, d, and f keys after you get the gun. especially the f key. Great game, I actually did not realize I even had the gun until i tried it again..-_-
Fun, surprising, hilarious
I quite enjoyed this game. The writing is great, and the scenario is hilariously random.
Great game with one major flaw
Make the bullets anything but black, with all the stuff flying around you can't see the bullets, try yellow or maybe red.