I missed this?
This was a really nice submission probably because you have such a personal level to it. It's stuff like this that makes me wish I was younger, as I'm 22. Then again, my brother is 27, so I guess we all have someone around to make us all feel better. I simply loved the part with the voices in your head. Yep, I doubt that will ever go away forever. I noticed that you were reading a Kurt Vonnegut book at one point and I know this because I have books like that myself.
You're one of the few guys here whose real name makes as much sense as his username. I hope you live on to have a long, happy life, friend! I liked how this celebrated all the stuff you have gotten yourself into over the years. That elf kind of looked like Dr. Robotnik. Wait, I've seen designs like that before, I should have noticed that earlier.