Some of those were funny.
Others I didn't get, but I think that's my fault.
Some of those were funny.
Others I didn't get, but I think that's my fault.
I got a good laugh
Especially the "I am altering your meal, pray I don't alter it any further". That is an excellent pun. Props to you a million times over.
Awesome
9/10 because cats suck ass.
Cats are like your selfish egocentric room-mate that fantasizes about killing you.
I am altering your meal!
Pray I don't alter it any further!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Nooooooooo!
I have altered your meal pray I do not alter it further! F#%!$ cat!