This is why New Zealanders hate Australia...
...they keep trying to get their spiders over here but won't accept our apples!
Reviews for "Come To Australia"
awesome
Im australian and the spiders ae the reason im an arachnophobic.
XDD
anyone else think if any of these creatures existed we would be extinct? Or damn well close.
dragocrocadiles?
FUS RO DAH!!!!
Problems solved!
Its true!
sweet god, its true... when i came over here and married my wife, i expected to have a nice, normal wedding. Not here. OOoooooh no. they don't tell you that when you meet the wildlife, you EAT the wildlife.
i've tasted emu, kangaroo, crocodile, koala, dingo, lizard. The human was pretty hard to catch, but by gum, we got him and ate him too. tasty critter, but fought like mad to keep us from eating him.
oh, by the way folks, he forgot the drop-bears, bird-eating spiders, croca-bears, and the infamous chuck norris eating birds (all of which are true... well, except the chuck norris eating bird. that i made up)