Needs more Bacon
I am sorry to bacon that your bacon is dangerously low in bacon.
A dose of bacon might raise your bacon to bacon bacon bacon bacon.
References ftw.
Now to play the game.
Reviews for "The Best Game Ever Made"
You made me forever happy.
This game has ended any sort of bad thoughts I may have had about anything. And has taught me that life's problems can be solved by telling dinosaur jokes, smashing them with trophies, plunging them, and going through a multicolored warp portal.
This is the best game I've ever played in my entire life, even better than the one you made last year. It's so good in fact, that I'm going to call my local news station, and I will demand they air it as breaking news.
I just hope the rest of the world can handle the greatness which was just witnessed by newgrounds and it's loyal users. If not, only Fulp can help us.
Breathtaking.
At first I was skeptical, but immediately proven wrong as the game's incredible blotchy graphics unfolded. The point-and-click commands came with so many options, I had to see, touch, and talk to everything. And who can forget the classic finger-snapping tunes of silence while Mr. Dinosaur taps his feet from one room to the next? Lastly, the difficulty of this game is impressive, as some people willingly gave up and posted reviews that they were stuck.
No room for complaints here. You genius, you.
Wait a second
How the hell did I die?
excellent
The only thing that could make this game better is a big top hat. Really.