I am utterly baffled.
Look, this game is bad all around. The graphics are really crummy, the gameplay is far too simplistic to be fun, and there is no plot or motivation to continue whatsoever. The music is decent, but still bare minimum and can NOT salvage a game that is flat out terrible.
I seriously fail to see ANY appeal in this game, let alone a reason for it to get tons of good reviews ALONG WITH a second place on the frontpage. I know I seem like a hater or a flamer or whatever, but I'm trying to be as honest as I can. This game is attrocious. Negative stars.