Pretty weak
So you basically just copied the three other submissions? At least those had moderately good animation. This was just lazy and it's obvious you were only trying to ride on their success. I know it's obvious you weren't trying to hide the fact that you were copying them (with the loading screen being exactly the same) but it's still a shame you didn't even do anything remotely interesting with it. It's not like this flash sucks just because you copied them, it's because it flat out wasn't even funny. All you did was make obvious innuendo and you didn't even try to make the animation look good. Do try and be more original next time and put more effort into your work.
For this, I award you no stars.