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Reviews for "Valentines Dating Advice"

r u sure he's not a rapist??????

i listened to him and i butt raped in jail =( @$$hole.... THIS I*S FUNY-MONY

Awesomeness

I think that Michael isn't such a bad guy just misunderstood...

Anyways awesome flash, I would never think of something this interesting.

. . . EPIC!

Even tho it reminds me of every day of my life for some odd reason. . .

What a Valentine's Day

Your artwork reminds me of LazyMuffin, but you're still competant in your own right. The coolest part of this was how the women looked. I expected they'd do a lot more talking, but instead they just screamed. It was interesting to see how amazingly calm he was in everything he said, despite being a serial killer. Even as all those guns were on him, he was still cool as a cucumber. Relationships aren't going to last long if you kill the person.

The funniest part was probably the woman who was in the weird pink costume. It was probably some abstract fetish Michael Davis has. What was also great was how some of this advice could actually work. I know little about getting dates for Valentine's Day, or any other time for that matter. Keep up the fun work!

Wow.

All these years I thought it was being sweet, charming, and compassionate in a sane, not-a-nutcase manner, now I see I had it all wrong, the only way to get a women is kidnap her and "visit" her friends and loved ones- you have enlightened me, now I would follow through on your advice but I'm already in jail on charges of mass murder and overuse of sarcasm.