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Reviews for "Dot Dot Dot - Soundboard"

fail

I just don't even see a point in this. sure, it might be fun to be able to play the guy saying stuff, but why not just listen to it on the audio portal or something?

A very sloppily designed soundboard.

It is missing about half the dialogue from the original clip, which was less than 2 minutes to begin with. There's a lot of keys not being used, so it most certainly is not for lack of room on the keyboard. Worse, most of the sound clips that are offered here missing bits off the beginning and end. "Dot"s 2 and 3 sound like "ot", "By" sounds like "eye", "stranth" sounds like "tranth", "explain" sounds like "splain"... you get the idea. Finally, it lacks the "O Fortuna" soundtrack, which I'm sure is the one track everyone would have wanted to use while playing a "Dot Dot Dot" soundboard.

If I were to try and actually use this soundboard, whether for a sentence-mixing video, spamming a vent, or anything else a soundboard is normally used for, the results would be poor, to say the least.

Overall, this strikes me as a half-hearted attempt to bank entirely on the success of the flash animation it was based on. Even though the original animation itself, hilarious as it was, took relatively little effort (compared to frontpage frame-by-frame animations), it still deserves a tribute with far more effort than what was presented here.

And yet, everyone up to and including the admins in charge of picking front page material have completely bought into this. It blows my mind.

Stupidly funny

I'm wondering how I can get the part when he screams "Blam" as a ringtone

Completely unnecessary.

Look, obviously its no secret that the original animation was very successful. Personally, I have a few gripes with that, one of them being the fact that people based their rating on the AUDIO of the flash, and not the VISUAL. This totally defeats the purpose of the audio portal, and may discourage those with actual animation skills and talent (not saying you don't have any, but you could easily do better), but I can't blame you for the ignorance of others.

What I CAN blame you for is trying to milk the original animation for all its worth. It's evident that you are just trying to cash in off the success of the first one, with all of the shameless plugging and such. Why would we need a soundboard for something that we could just download and splice apart ourselves? What would the purpose of creating a soundboard of that audio be in the first place? AND WHY THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE A GODDAMN 3.8? I'm not trying to sound jealous, but seriously Newgrounds? Daily 2nd place for a boring-ass game with no replay value or true purpose?

This place can truly make me sick sometimes.

I just don't get it

I don't find it funny