Internet
He surely didn't have internet connection, to go to these kind of websites..
Reviews for "Buying "Groceries""
HAHA
how'd the porn get into his hands?
HAHA
I work at a porn shop this is hilarious to me BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
You are my hero!
This reminds me of when I was a kid. Dont ask for details because I wont incriminate myself :P
Buying condoms is ez
just dont look at the person who rings them cause thats when it gets akward