I'm gonna give ya a ten
Because the concept and the dialogue are fantastic and seriously relative to myself. Of course the movement and art and such are lacking, but why does that matter in a flash about old games? I mean, all the kids these days care about is graphics. Those little bastards piss me off. I even told my wife that when we have our kid, I'm starting him/her out on a Regular Nintendo (family term for original Nintendo entertainment system) and then moving them up through consoles as they get older so they'll appreciate good games and not just graphics and flair.
Besides that shit, I'd suggest putting in start and restart buttons because the music keeps playing when the flash loops.