to quote Strong Bad:
What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or a hippie dentist? At the end of this game, I almost wanted to yell "Captaaaaaaaain Planet!" Gosh, I'll stay away from aspartame and fluoride. Sure, the fluoride ion was invented by evil industrialists for the purpose of turning humans into zombies. Such a complicated and sophisticated molecular mechanism, that fluoride ion is. Add an electron to a fluorine atom and BAM! Instant zombie maker. Why, if I weren't an atheist, I might be inclined to think god was trying to tell us something, making a pure chemical element have the property of turning humans into zombies.