It's okay! Woo, text effects.
I've never seen anything like this on the portal.
The review itself is pretty humorous (it also destroys my faith in humanity), and the attempted pronunciation was enjoyable.
Animation: Too simple for me. It leaves no lasting impression. However, the effects were fun. I liked the paused explanation of "Contrail."
Sound: The voice acting was a bit over the top, but it looks like it was intended to be. It just goes to show you that the Audio Portal is still full of undiscovered gems.
I like the use of Audio Portal material.
I didn't like the rather bland text, which was almost all red.
Overall, a pretty decent animation of the "review."