Stupid
Had you done the research you would have learned that Vista is actually faster than W7 in both processing and memory speed. I found eight different benchmarks to support this.
Not only that, but it isn't Vista's fault that your crummy, outdated hardware takes 5 hours to boot up and 17 hours to access the internet. That has nothing to do with your OS.
This is a totally unintelligent creation.
The animation was terrible too.