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Reviews for "I am Not a Witch"

Meh

Controls are decent, graphics are somewhat engaging, and some mildly humorous elements, but all in all I feel like it's kind of a pointless vomiting up of popular media opinion on someone who'll probably not even get elected... this said, why even bother. Make a decent game without making me feel preached at.

just another stupot politico game

nuf said

Very interesting, fun way to spend a few minutes

For those who complain about the difficulty, sitting as far as you can get in the upper left hand corner of the screen makes it impossible for any enemies except the IRS jets to hit you. Just shill there and dodge down to grab the pots of gold, safes and 1ups.

That aside, I think it takes a bit too long to accumulate the full $10kk for the amount of challenge in the game. Once you've found the safe spot or learned to deal with each of the foes, there's very little challenge, but a lot of money to collect.

It didn't make sense to me that the boss comes at $8kk not $10kk but that's no big deal.

big spender medal didn't work for me unless there's an upgrade I missed.

It's like this...

Usually, I like your submissions. You're games are typically fun and addictive, but this one seems to have been made under the influence of some narcotic. There are two major problems working in unison to make this a bad game.

#1 - There are too many variables to tell good from bad. So many things appear on screen from the first second of playing that one really doesn't know what to touch or not.

#2 - The speed at which those variables move is too fast when taking problem #1 into consideration. Before you really get a chance to 'play', you're dead.

I think you may have created this game a bit too hurriedly in order to dish it out before voting day, but just in case there's another cause...stop doing drugs and get back to making great games.

great game

awesome game
you guys are just too casual and cant play
only bad thing: why are BOMBS MONEY its kinda irritating cause i kept dodging them
cause i thought bombs=dead