Not enough money!
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Reviews for "Monster Mowdown"
pretty good
likes: fast shooting, unlimited shots. dislikes: named opponents by race. ca'nt move man down the line. still fun tho.
Not bad
It's pretty fun, but I didn't like that you can't repair or upgrade the base. Also the amount of money you get is not nearly enough.
I gotta agree with GungaD, it seemed kinda racist buying a china man, or a black man. You could have just named them as ranks in the military or something.
But as for game play, it's not bad. Keep trying.
it's not a monster HOEDOWN it's a monster MOWDOWN
I beat MONSTER MODOWN. the batteries to my mouse died on level 44 or 45 and if I had not just purchased the nerd with the chaingun I surely would have died while I scrambled around trying to find a working set. I mean, I wouldn't have died (of course), I mean my little team of guys in the game would have died.
the real satisfaction of MONSTER MODOWN comes from OBLITERATING a level after buying a new friend. I think all the people getting hung up about the playful names of your allies have obviously never been in a real MONSTER MODOWN. also I think you're missing the point that all these people from different backgrounds are COMING TOGETHER to do battle with the monster hordes TOGETHER in a SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP.
it's a positive message of hope and brotherhood that I feel some of you are missing. they are RAINBOW FRIENDS y'all. the only shame is that it took a HORDE of monsters to get them to band together.
on a technical note, I did find the bomb and health keys completely unresponsive at times, which very nearly killed me. AGAIN, when I say killed "me" I don't really mean "ME" like as a person, sitting here at this computer. I mean the little guy in the game. I want to clarify that.
back to the positive: I also appreciate how all the corpses remain on the field each stage. and the art direction in general is a treat. it'd be nice if there were a couple of bosses to break it up. the all eagles stage was a nice touch.
lastly, and yes I am finally done with my first ever review on newgrounds, I would have to say I was a bit disappointed that I could not TIKI DANCE around my friends to upgrade them, but that's just me.
awesome but
it gets old quickly and its unreasonablely hard and the mercs are just too expensive