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Reviews for "Guy of My Dreams"

AHAHAHAHAAa

Oh wow, not only was my dream guy essentially Edward from Twilight, no other guy for my entire life looked even remotely like him. Soooo... I just ended up eating a shit ton of chocolate.

I don't know if this game was meant to be a parody, but if it was, then you epic win.

nerdook responds:

yes it was meant to be a parody. I'm a guy, happily attached, so it's not some bitter revenge flash game or anything. more of an exaggerated view of how some women view dating in general... hopefully the real message wasn't too badly mangled in the process!

I just noticed

This game is for girls...( running away in fear)

you sir are a genious

this is top notch stuff, just wait itll be in the front soon

I`m speechless

this is a flash that exactly sums up the mind of a girl.

grab boy
check boys
dump/kill boy
pick new boy
he is perfect
dump him anyways
eat chocolate and collect shiny stuff

you sir are a hero