Reviews for Triumph des Erdbeere

[tyler2992]

Myabe it's because I'm not a loser

but I don't find any clock day/clock crew ANYTHING enjoyable at all
you use photoshop to put a clock on a random item, give that thing a gun
and call it a character
or maybe it's because I joined Newgrounds roughly 6 years ago
so I don't get were the clocks ever originate from
so...call me ignorant or whatever
but it's lazy and not entertaining for me
it doesn't even seem like there's any thought process into half of the toons
and the crazy part is...PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!
is it because I'm not jacked up on cocaine?
seriously...."great style".....LOL WUT?
I don't even think you had to draw anything

I'm sure this took forever to make
and grats to you for sticking to it
and if this is what you like to do then
have fun
but I hope for the human race if this is what people like
~~Tyler~~

[ToiletRollClock]

Happy Clock Day!

Loved it!

[Munglai]

a phone call from me to you

ring ring

ring ring

you: hello?
me: hey pal
you: who may I say is speaking?
me: just a friend
you: I don't-
me: a friend who saw what you did to your wife.
you: ...
me: I'm going to sen-
you: who is this?!
me: easy now, sunshine! I'm going to send you a contract. I want you to sign it and then I want you to leave it outside the butchers. I'll have-
you: is this some kind of joke?!
me: I've never been more serious. I'll have my man Donny pick it up. If he finds it's not there I'm afraid he'll be forced to take... drastic action.
you: ...
me: you following me, buddy pal. This getting into your fat hea-
you: You fucked with the wrong guy.

CLICK. BOOOOOOOOOOOP.

me: son of a bitch. Donny!

The door creaks open. A monster of a man peers in.

Donny: you ok, boss?

me: Shut up, Donny. Get the AK and take position on the roof.

Donny nods and takes his leave.

I reach into my desk drawer and pull out an ivory handled revolver - the same revolver weilded by the masked murderer in act 1.

me: it's clobberin; time.

StrangeClock responds:

I'M GONNA KILL ALL THEM COCKAROACHES

[Potipicon]

Fived!

Fived, Favorited, Reviewed. Strawberry clock is the king of the portal.

[Berder]

Hello darkness my old friend

I've come to talk with you again
because a vision softly creeping
left its seeds while I was sleeping
and the vision that was planted in my brain
still remains
within the sound of silence