I don't see why people hate/love this.
There was a plot, there was animation, there was humor. However I found the quality of all of these to be lacking. I understand that the amount of animation you could do was limited by your theme of using only sprites, but you did manage to make their heads move by editing them, and you could probably have taken that editing another step without making the sprites look like shit. Using caps, and maybe an original (or less used) font would help with people thinking there is no plot.
Legitimately, I think 70% of the people who visit Newgrounds could have made this flash, but probably only 10% would have bothered to do it as well or better than you did it.
Lastly, I'm not getting the joke thats putting this as a daily first, and making people give it 10's. But thats probably my loss.