This. Was made. Brilliantly.
The speech was completely natural. You put in the 'uh''s and 'um''s and all the natural stutters and pauses that make it sound like real people conversing instead of a scripted cartoon. I really like hearing that and I really wish more people did it that way. Also, the dry humor was brilliant and I really can't wait to see more of this from you in the future. This is the real stuff that makes Newgrounds... well, Newgrounds.
All in all, the storyline is great and you (and everyone working with you) composed this very, very well.