You purposefully made a terrible game. Good job.
I Wanna Be The Guy isn't a terrible game. It's frustrating, devilishly designed, and requires incredible patience and memorization skills.
But it's a good game in the "Nintendo Hard" vein of old NES titles. In fact it's pretty blatantly a parody of them.
This, on the other hand, is a shoddy product for th exact reason you list in your Edit of the author notes. You shouldn't be proud that you not only ripped off the idea, execution, and, well, everything. But you didn't even do a good job of mimicing the propery you want to rip off.
It's a parody of a parody. And it handles like a joke too. And this comes from someone who has played the crap out of, beaten, and adores this game in its proper form.
There is zero originality here. Which wouldn't even have really been a problem if this game worked properly. But it doesn't.