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Reviews for "why link isnt a surgeon"

great xD

i loved ocarina of time :D
4068 characters remaining, so here is the whole tutorial text for the forceps:
(with upper cases AND including the authors bad grammar!)

You got the Forceps!
Use this tool to reach things up to
two inches from your grasp and
hold them with relative saftey.

Equip this item to C in the start
menu then use C to pick up objects
up with them.

As you may not be a trained
surgeon lets go over the basics.

This person is having a heart
attack and has only a few
seconds to live.

*pingpingpingping*..

And thats how blood works and
boy are you gonna see a lot of it.
Hey by the way did you see that
film about tingle in the park?

Its sick what he dose to those
kids. All you heard was eeinf eeinf
kalloo impah it was weird.

Wow you skiped that last message
preaty quickly. You must be a
good reader.

Ok now im starting to think your
not reading them at all.

Thats if you asked for this.... your
parents are dead and your not
realy and elf so ha.

you still have stupid ears though
you freak.

And thats how blood works and
boy are you gonna see a lot of it.
Hey by the way did you see that
film about tingle in the park?

*blop*

you got the forceps!!!!

now wheres that damn map? hilarious stuff dude, full score from me

Short n' Sweet like Chicken Nuggets

It was pretty funny, especially for how short it was.

balbod responds:

nuggets are the best form of chicken

totally true!

he would not fit as a surgeon lol ohh and Below me that little dude as ur avatar is awesome wats his name i no he is a moogle!

Those are some strange green scrubs....

I think Fox McCloud would be another honorary into this "You Ain't No Surgeon" club. Funny stuff man, and it is appreciated you took the time to write a bunch of nonsense for the item description/usage even though it flew by too fast for me to read. :)

balbod responds:

yea it was full of spelling mistakes though i didnt expect anyone to catch what it said but i was wrong