Review.
Hmm, do I want to upgrade the quality of the beer? Or do I want to purchase a better weapon to beat Doug with? Oh right, YOU CAN'T DO EITHER!! Prices for upgrades are beyond absurd and anything past level seven is unplayable.
Reviews for "LARRY: Doug-Out"
FUCKING... DICK! 0/5 0/10
This game is the first game I ever rated 0 on.
Seriously, this is REALLY FUCKED UP.
Twirling Weapons and Jumping: Wow, Twirling makes Perfect Run impossible. And jumping should be deleted. Especially because when your 1 barrel away from Doug, You just HAVE to jump.
Single Click Movement: One click, enters the room. 2 clicks, no room. WTF? Im sure single click movement is easy on Day 1, but rapidly click on Doug while Mcbullshit pointlessly twirling his weapon when he enters the room and mashing the mouse to stop Doug's Beer drinking spree, makes 1/3 of a problem.
Doug Invincibility Early In Game: WTF?!?!? I was in Day 6, and all a sudden, DOUG STARTS TO BECOME UNSTOPPABLE. SRSLY?!?! WAIT TILL WE GET A QUALITY OF 4 STARS AND A WEAPON LEVEL OF 4 TO DO THAT!!!
Doug is Too Fast: I twirl, I jump, and while I do that, Doug moves to the barrel right next to me. Then, when I double click, which doesn't work, Mcbullshit doesn't respond. He then moves while I get frustrated when I double clicked.
Then, he moves to ANOTHER BARREL. I remembered NOT to double click. So, I did. I jump and- Ohh. He moved. Morale: Doug stays at a barrel for 1(minimal) to something less then 10 seconds. Mcbullshit, takes 1.6(or 7, 8 or 9.) to lunge at him. Ha. really? Oh yes, and the best part is: HE TAKES 1 SECOND A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIMES. (This stupid fuckface part of the game also explains the 'mashing the mouse to stop Doug's drinking spree" on Single Click Movement.)
You see? This disappointing game just killed a cat in California. I hope this game rots in hell.
Frustrating
That's it, frustrating. Started off as fun, but quickly got on my nerves. Wasn't too hard, I kept making profits. Yet I ended up resenting this game instead of enjoying it. Thumbs down =/
AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I hate to rage rate, but this is stupid and FRKN ANNOYING cus like in later levels i hav no profit, i hav one keg filled and doug drinks it, so like i have almost last weapon and like the bucked filling meter goes up and down so fast than i can hardly see it AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! -999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999/99999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999
this game is ridiculous. Doug needs to be majorly nerfed. He moves too fast for the animation of hitting him to be able to keep up once you reach a certain point. I spend a majority of the day fighting him instead of making money. It becomes a losing battle because you have to use the money you manage to earn between his invasions to refill the beer you lose while fighting him. It reached the point where I was losing entire kegs and couldn't even afford to refill them all some days