wot am i supposed to put here
wus that it it? that sucks
Reviews for "Joe Zombie Game Prototype"
Rubbish!
This game is rubbish! I was hoping for a madness-interactive style kill-everything-that-moves platformer game but no, instead you made a crappy FPS. Why can't you kill the gree stick? What the hell is he doing? Why no blood? Why is the gun so crappily drawn, has rubbish sound effects and isn't automatic (or a shotgun)? Why does the gun have unlimmated ammo? And finally, why can't you shoot people instead of helicopters? (which are boring) I know the finnished game will be better but I thing you should make a platformer shooter similar to madness interactive or dynasty street instead of an FPS.
So am I suppose to shoot the jumping green guy or something I mean what the hell?
Ok, nobody is a bigger fan of Joe Zombie, but...
I've got to say, this is not what I was expecting when I heard about a Joe Zombie game.
The thing that we have all come to love about Joe Zombie is his ability to take people out before they have a chance to react. I just really don't think that a first-person Shooter can ever really do him justice.
I think you should re-think how you would make this game a reality.
For instance, have you considered going more the way of the Thing-thing series? Despite it's being a side-scroller, it is still an enormous hit. That is the sort of thing that I would imagine Joe Zombie to become. And if you incorporate bullet time, and Joe's uncanny ability to rip people to shreds, you'll most definitely have, and pardon my language, the Most Kickass game ever.
I love Joe Zombie (And On occasion, I have wished to be fighting along side him.) And I would really hate to see his many awesome talents for bloodshed wasted in a First-Person shooter.
Also, for the sakes of us all, please make more Joe Zombie Episodes. I am dying to see what happens with the second super solider.
Well, that's all this mad man has to say.
Thanks for a kickass series, dude, and many happy flashes to you in the future.
Your biggest fan,
TheGreatDemento
This is what happens when an animator tries code
Thumbs down.
It's just the same thing over and over again. The helicopter shoots too frequently for the shield to be effective and there's some random person jumping up and down for no reason. The bullet-time and semi-time and completely useless, especially the semi-time. I really hope you don't consider making the actual game like this. It would disgrace an otherwise excellent series. I give you a 3/10 and a 2/5 for it being based on a good series and having somewhat creative concepts