The game appears glitched.
The man reason why I'm rating it a zero is because the game isn't even letting me play. I start off in the room where a women is talking to you and then suddenly it takes me back to the man menu. If I wait long enough, three random heads pop out of nowhere (the credits I presume), yet I moved my mouse nowhere. After that, it goes to an achievement page by itself and then there's not even a menu; just the main character standing there all depressed and whatnot. I hope that this helps get rid of the glitch because the game does look very promising and entertaining.
Knowing my luck though, it's probably because of MY computer and I'll end up getting a whole bunch of hatemail from random douches or grammer nazies that fester here. 'Tis Newgrounds though, right? XD