Hahahaha!
I watched Big again a year or two ago and every time I've seen it throughout my life I've wondered "Is that a real game he's playing?". Last time I watched I did some research and found that it wasn't an actual game.. I was kinda bummed. Seems like a lot of bad reviews from people who have never seen the movie so.. they don't get the joke. Just wanted to let you know that it cracked me up.
Good idea bad result
good idea bad product
Short and Super-Retro
^Two big qualities of games that I've never enjoyed. There's a reason I don't play the old text-based games, and even if I did, this would highly disappoint me. To be honest, the 2/10 is based solely on the end-credit music.
timing sucks
this game sucks, the timing sucks, its hard to get back to tiping before you get killed.
Dumb
I've never seen Big. I have no interest in seeing it. The only reason your getting a 2 is because I want more text adventures.