Awesome!
And this is why Twilight is a bad, bad thing.
It makes people do this kind of crap.
Walk into the woods, find a cannibalistic psychopathic murderer, get told that he's a vampire, brought to his house expecting to have sex with a vampire (or some sort of romantic scene similar to the shit in Twatlight), and end up dying.
LOOK AT WHAT TWILIGHT IS DOING TO YOOOOU!