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Reviews for "Methus' Tower Defence"
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hahahahahaha you dont know how to play the persons that are low than 11 of the top 30 i am the 10th :P
Poison > all
Like tempest1 below me, this game is pretty good. LOL ROFL SHOE ON HEAD!
When I used the first magic missile spell, it was retardedly weak. Like, I might as well be fighting with a limp penis against a M1 Abrams tank. It shoots more the higher the level, but the damage remains the same. Weak weak weak.
When I got the acid arrow, I was like :D. It did FAR more damage, and even has a base damage-over-time effect that makes it better than anything else. I was seriously pelvic thrusting at my monitor over this. It got me through the first 10 levels easily.
Enemies come faster than I can shoot (that's lame) so I delved into the deep dark magic arts and discovered the POIZON KLOWD and upgraded that bad boy immediately. If anything, it'd be just as good as the acid arrow. It didn't disappoint. White knights, trolls, golden knights, naked peasant women... it didn't matter. They fell before my might like the wrath Tommy Lee brought down on Pamela. It was too easy. One problem I did see was that some enemies just walked through it or on the very edge of the chasm and weren't effected. No matter, I shot their asses with acid arrows and down they went.
I had hundreds of souls and nothing to do with them. I bought the golem and undead spells, and W T F. They were useless bags of matter. When they finally did engage the enemy, they died. And died. And died. I was like :(! They kept an hero'ing without much success.
The other spells just didn't appeal to me. They either didn't do as much damage as the poison attacks would, or their effects aren't good enough to compare. Fireball blast radius? Poison cloud is better. Lightning stun, slow spell? Why stun or slow when you kill them easily. Skeletons and golem? They can perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on my throne for all I care. Aura of Terror? No idea what it does, but if it doesn't do good damage, it's not worth getting.
That leaves Wave of Death. Zomg. This spell solves all my problems. Golden knights, blue trolls, hemorrhoids, chronic masturbation... it does it all! Fully upgraded, it kills anything below 135 health. Guess what?! NOTHING HAS 135 HEALTH. FWAHAHAHA!
In a sense, the game was easy. Way too easy. Easier than a hooker being offered $500. Maybe it's because I chose the best selection of spells, but in no aspect was I in danger of losing to the enemy at any time. I was unstoppable. Not even Kanye West could interrupt me from my domination over the enemy.
The graphics were superb. Very enjoyable. The music, bleh, as well as the sounds. The gameplay was awesome. This was a great waste of my time.
very good!
Great game i managed to complete it 2nd time around although it got abit repetitive from lvl.16 onwards :(
Tip: upgrade acid arrow to lvl.6 or so, then keep saving your souls up untill you get toxic cloud, get that to lvl.5 or so then wait till golum once u got that get the wave of death. Golum isnt all that good but it kills off the stray mobs that get through which is handy
Me Likey!
This game is a very good type of defense game. Very fun and love the upgrades too. That's what I love about defense games, their variety of weapons and upgrade and tower build.