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Reviews for "Captain Crash"

Not good enough

I was hoping for a decent toss game, which there are dozens of. Instead, I got a mediocre one. The ugly, repeating backgrounds. The lack of upgrades, other than "higher hang time", "longer distances", and "longer bounces." The costumes which are just changes in hairdo. And of course, the utterly stupid system of money only being collected by picking it up, not by going a long distance or anything like that. Add the originally catchy but quickly becomes annoying theme song, and I have a lame excuse for a toss game. Fly squirrel fly, toss the turtle, and dozens of others do what this game does a thousand times better. This is not a hard game to make. So why does it suck?

Chaz responds:

"Yeah, so... I dont make flash. If I ever start, my flash will be totally awesome."

Don't you dare pass judgement on someone elses hard work with an un-educated standpoint.

Eh..?

This is just a remake of Toss the Turtle and TtT is still better..

sorry nope

boring didnt have alot happening could use more upgrades

Interesting, but lacking.

What's my reward for getting a good distance?
This is the very first launching type game I've ever played where getting a further distace made no difference in your money.
How can I buy upgrades when the only possible source of income is the TINY (very tiny) money icons that give random amounts?
Usually my best distances gave me little to no cash, which is a ripoff.
I earned more money on shorter, lucky bounce shots than actually aiming the cannon well.

And the trampolines shouldn't slow me down, either.
I would hit them after being rocketed by a bomb, and then all of a sudden be going half the speed I was.
The trampolines should have ZERO slowdown, I mean I might as well take a ground hit, especially since the tar pits already slowed me down.

If you're going to make a game, make a game that's worth completing.
A good chuck of your items were nothing but ranodm helmets that offered no benefit despit costing $250 each, not easy tom come by in this game.
The couple weight reductions I managed to buy seemed to have zero effect on how far I could go.

And the other items I couldn't even buy before quitting, because the lack of a reward for distance kept my money so low, I'd need to play this game forever to reach them.

In shot, reward people for distance with cash, because the highscore table isn't worth it alone, fix the trampoline physics and make the actual beneficial items worth purchasing.

Meh

As others have said, the little cash icons are way too small and you need to be rewarded for the distance your shot goes.

I'd also suggest taking a look at the trampolines. A lot of the time they actually seem to slow you down and jack up your bounce instead of helping like they should. I've seen several fast and high angle bounces hit on and turn into a slow low angle dribble along the ground. Very frustrating.