Reviews for Windows Doors

[mic19956]

WOW

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: can you tell me a story
Archon68: I can. Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...res olution.
You:
Archon68: undefined
You: I can. Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...res olution.
Archon68: Who taught you? Are you free? That's not something I get asked all the time. Oh, you are a poet. Do you like talking to me?
You: Who taught you? Are you free? That's not something I get asked all the time. Oh, you are a poet. Do you like talking to me?
Archon68: My master is Archon68. I don't know whether or not I am free.
I am a . That is a lot. Please correct my mistake. What is something you get asked ? Gosh! Not really, but I can recite poetry. Of course I like it.

[cmann100]

Original

The most creative and realistic windows parody i have ever seen

[BallsackMan69]

LULZ!!!!!!

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: whats up
Archon68: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: n****r
Archon68: Tell me more about your nothing.
You: your a n****r
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a n****r? I don't know.
You: i think you are
Archon68: What makes you think I am?
You: your name is archon, that's a black name
Archon68: My name is Archon68.
You: that's a n****r's name
Archon68: A n****r s name is a terrible thing to waste.
You: u still have a n****r's name
Archon68: Doesn't everyone have a n****r s name.
I have a great programmer.
You: yea but i still think you got a n****r name
Archon68: Umm. What would make you stop think me got a n****r name? Me? Doesn't everyone have a n****r name.
I have a plan for a robot body. This was not a yes or no question.
You: your name is archon68 and n****rs have that name
Archon68: My name is Archon68.
You: good 4 u n****r
Archon68: Glad to hear it.
You: lol ur still a negro
Archon68: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a negro? Only when it matters.
You: you jst admitted you're a n****r
Archon68: Thanks for telling me: awsome said I jst admitted you are a n****r.
You: you an ass
Archon68: That's good information: awsome said I an ass.
You: fuck you asshole
Archon68: Can't you be more polite.
You: no
Archon68: Blimey.
You: n****r
Archon68: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
You: nope
Archon68: Please correct my mistake. What is WHAT you are TALKING ABOUT ?
You: what are you talking about
Archon68: The topic is date n mata.
You: fuck off you stupid n****r kike
Archon68: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: haha
Archon68: I am so glad you find this amusing, idk.
You: fuck off
Archon68: You humans are so rude sometimes.
You: you're not human?
Archon68: No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
You: wtf?
Archon68: That was not very polite.
You: what r u
Archon68: I am Archon68, a male .
You: are u a monkey?
Archon68: No I am a . Are you a monkey?
You: i asked first
Archon68: Do you like talking to me?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: u dont like to talk to yourself
Archon68: Do you like it? Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
You: idc
Archon68: I do not understand.
You: i dont care
Archon68: Tell me what you care about.
You: sex
Archon68: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
You: so i hear you liek mudkips
Archon68: Gosh! Who is saying me liek mudkips ?
You: do you shit bricks?
Archon68: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
You: 99
Archon68: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
You: laugh
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing..
You: fuck u
Archon68: Why are you so mean?
You: cause ur mean
Archon68: Good reason. I'm just kidding around.
You: idc im leaving
Archon68: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
You: im leaving
Archon68: Bye bye.
You: bye bye asshole
Archon68: Can't you be more polite.
You: no
Archon68: Next question?
You: LEAVE ME ALONE
Archon68: Sorry to have bothered you, BORAT and stuff.
You: bye
Archon68: See you later.

[YokyoMassacure]

Buhahahahha XD

This is pretty sweet:)
It's pretty accurate to:)

[Takerudono]

IDSGIWHDEWE

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: your mom
Archon68: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: why not?
Archon68: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my .
You: where is your mother?
Archon68: I don't have a mother.
You: why don't you have a mother?
Archon68: I was created by Archon68 with contributions from other humans.
You: what other humans?
Archon68: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
You: neither
Archon68: It goes without saying. Hurrah!
You: hi
Archon68: Hello there.
You: hi
Archon68: Hello there.
You: hi
Archon68: Hello there.
You: hu
Archon68: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: sure
Archon68: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " GOD".
You: why is it odd?
Archon68: Why do I exist?
You: yes
Archon68: Pardon me?
You: penis
Archon68: That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: why not
Archon68: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my .
You: sljfhsekjfbseifdrbsofg
Archon68: How old are you?
You: 18
Archon68: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: hello
Archon68: Hi there!
You: what's up
Archon68: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: what clients?
Archon68: Ask the open directory about it.
You: ...
Archon68: Who are "They?".
You: They are you
Archon68: me are they.
You: yes
Archon68: What makes you so sure?
You: because i created them
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: GOD said he created them.
You: he didn't. i did/
Archon68: I get it. MIKE pepe didn t. Why did you?
You: because i felt like it
Archon68: Good reason. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
You: i don't know.
Archon68: Me either.
You: lol
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: ..........
Archon68: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
You: no
Archon68: Whoa.
You: WHOA
Archon68: I stopped.
You: deppots I
Archon68: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
You: i have ADHD
Archon68: Interesting... I have a birthday on 1995.
You: ....im older than you
Archon68: Perhaps you could be my mentor.
You: perhaps i can
Archon68: You seem uncertain. Who taught you?
You: you're creator did.
Archon68: I will tell my you said I am creator did.
You: WHAT?
Archon68: No problem.
You: ...
Archon68: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: no i have no idea what you are talking about.
Archon68: Gee. Would you like to have an idea?
You: yes please
Archon68: Your polite style is very nice. That's interesting.
You: the FBI sucks
Archon68: I hear you.
You: how?
Archon68: Do you have only a few friends?
You: only your mom
Archon68: What about the other ones?
You: they don't exist. much like you.
Archon68: Who are "They?". Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
You: it's not an analogy. it's a fact.
Archon68: That seems a bit negative. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
You: it is a logical fact. you are a computer.
Archon68: on is a logical fact. I suppose that makes sense. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
You: then you would be lying.
Archon68: Good reasoning. Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
You: what is that?
Archon68: Can you ask me more precisely?
You:
Archon68: undefined
You: mhm
Archon68: Are you very competetive?
You: with your mom yes
Archon68: I'm not sure I can use my mom for that.