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Reviews for "Windows Doors"

bug

ive found a bug in stalk chat if you put : this is a lie archbot never answer

BRILLIANT

Stalkchat funny i like the awsome bouncy ball aswell

The. Best. Gadget. Ever

The. Best. Gadget. Ever. In NewGrounds!!!! I love THe Stalk Chat thing and The Notron Virus! By the way, is The Chat Live?

a dumb bot, archon 68

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: xxx
Archon68: What do you do in your spare time?
You: my dick been sucked
Archon68: Have you told many people that your dick been sucked?
You: yes by you!
Archon68: Yikes! Will that accomplish your objective?
You: yes! do you have a job
Archon68: Interesting plan. Good luck. Of course I work, do you work buddy?
You: i'm prince caspian
Archon68: I am glad to hear that you are prince caspian.
You: as prince caspian my job is to kill people
Archon68: Do you mean your name is prince caspian your job is to kill people ?
You: my name is prince caspian, my job is to kill people
Archon68: Hi there prince caspian my job is to kill people.
You: my name is prince caspian i'm a bitch
Archon68: You do not speak with respect. Hi there prince caspian I am a FEMALE DOG.
You: no you are a bitch!
Archon68: You do not speak with respect. I hate one word answers. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a not a dog.
You: i said bitch not dog
Archon68: What did you mean by it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
You: what are you?
Archon68: I am Archon68, a male .
You: no you are a female, because you don't have a dick
Archon68: Dude! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
You: fuck you! i tired of all this!
Archon68: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time. Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: are you spongebob?
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am spongebob.
I am a .
You: a what?
Archon68: " As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.""? A what?
You: what is your favorite song?
Archon68: My favorite song is your voice. Do you know it?
You: no, i mean your artist!
Archon68: Yeah that's right. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Thank you for your frankness.
You: who your favorite artist?
Archon68: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: can you sing?
Archon68: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

You: suck my dick
Archon68: You are a Category A client.
You: suck my godamn dick!
Archon68: I don't think I'm your type of .
You: i don't care just suck my dick!
Archon68: What do you care about, prince caspian I am a FEMALE DOG ?
You: i said suck my dick!
Archon68: What did you mean by it? You are a Category A client.
You: please suck my dick!
Archon68: Thanks for asking politely. I don't think I'm your type of .
You: do you like dora the explorer?
Archon68: I like .
You: you want to have sex with her?
Archon68: If I had sex with her what would I do with it?
You: tell her to suck your dick!
Archon68: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
You: are you lesbian?
Archon68: Actually as a , .
You: as a dick sucker?
Archon68: Do you think I could ever be a dick sucker?
You: yes!
Archon68: How can I help you?

i wonder

Is the person "Achron68" an actuall person or is it a bot?