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Reviews for "Dick Neck: Origins"

Bringing the Cock Joke To A Whole New Level

When I read that post on April 27, I thought that post was gonna die eventually. But with this flash comes the truth that some things aren't worth killing. The narration brought by TomaMoto was simply brilliant, and the animation was great as well. The story created here was very unique considering all the contributions involved tons of giraffe pics and Chris Benoit cutouts. The sound effects were decent but nothing new; although they were better than the planned 'Mouth-FX'. One thing though, when the robot scene was going on, I seriously thought that this was the return of an reinditioned Alloy, only to find out that it was the steroid kid in a mech suit, becoming sort of disappointed.
Though this flash was short Imo, I'm expecting to see a series of this leading to the epic battle for the lost penis. Maybe Phobotech and the gang could treat Dick Neck like the Incredible Hulk series, always just being a dick and destroying things while other heroes try to stop him (No pun intended).
*Awesome But Useless Knowledge: If you didn't figure it out yet, this flash was based on an actual person who bragged via NG forums about his muscles and workout routine. The feedback didn't go so well for him. Hmmm I wonder if he's ever watched this yet. He's probably pissed off at the movie, though I'm sure that his moms are proud of him for being now at least a little famous.

Galneda responds:

"Prime Turnip's" design was initially supposed to be based off of a discarded Mega Man design I had done before "Zone of the Awesome's" time...the body and the front of the helmet was nearly identical to my own creative license on Mega Man, but recolored to gray hues...I elongated the back of the helmet, and added the tubes from his arms to his back just to mix it up a little further...

However, not even completing the first frame, with his back to the camera, did I see the resemblance of Alloy...maybe I'll tie an explanation into the sequel somehow, seeing as how I'm a fan of MindChamber's work.

As for sequels, they're currently being written...when it'll actually be worked on is up in the air, as I intend to diversify my work, so I'm not strictly, "That Dick Neck guy." You know what I mean?

Thanks for complex review! I really appreciate it!

LOL

That was hilarious, I'm so jellyous right now of you.
Not much to say, sort of like a superhero based kind of deal. I like it.

Galneda responds:

Yeah...we were kinda sorta aiming for that. Thanks!

wtf.......um awesome.

Normally I flame people who make piss poor movies that have to do with abrasive content. But you sir know how to handle yourself. At first I thought this was going to be graphic for the sake of being graphic (A sad truth for half of NG) But you actually gave it all a purpose and a joke that I found to be truly worth my time. I thank you for showing how to handle this type of humor, I only hope this rubs off on people, so we can see the end of flash that just seems to be graphic because it can.

Galneda responds:

Unfortunately, the mediocre piss-poor movies are a dime-a-dozen. That's why you need to keep an eye out for the better flashes that stand out among them.

"If you look for it, you'll find it."

LMFAO!!

I laughed much harder watching this movie then reading the thread.

Galneda responds:

Success!

Well

If these guys would have just laughed along with everyone else, laughed at themselves, and not gotten so pissed off and worked up over it, then it would have died a quick death. But, no, they got all defensive and pissy, so that just fueled folks into making more fun of them, until it suddenly became an NG meme, which could later go on to be an internet meme if /b/ and other groups embrace it. Moral of the story is, if you make a big deal out of nothing and get your feelings hurt too easily, folks will eat you alive.

Galneda responds:

They don't teach common sense or street smarts at the internet academy. Trolls are gonna troll.