Reviews for B: The Video Game

[awesomecooper]

WOW, Zelda, Halo, GTA eat your heart out :O

This may be the greatest flash game I have ever played! NO, the Greatest game I have EVAR played!!! I had an orgasm all over my computer from the pure awesomeness of this miracle! My monitor had an orgasm all over me. My grandma walked in and... well you know. I had to show my whole family this masterpiece. Zelda: Ocarina of Time can burn in hell because this is the best. I AM MASTURBATING TO THIS RIGHT NOW!!! It is that fucking awesome! I was so amazed I killed my entire family with a machete and covered my computer with their skin to keep it warm. I am praying to you to make a sequel to this game, don't change a thing! You shouldn't mess with perfection... HOLY RIGHTEOUS PERFECTION!!!!!
5/5
10/10

-awesomecooper-

[oneweelr27]

it was pretty good

it could have stuck better to the original story line, and the voice actors were way wrong.

[axolotl1]

Well, I played this game.

I played this game at first, for fun, just to see how high I could get before something happened. I played all night. I played until I pissed my pants and my throat became parched. I played on until my fingers bled and became callused, and still I didn't understand this game. I played, and as I played, my children went without shoes, my wife left me, the cat died, and everything in the house was repossessed. I played at the library until my clothes stank so badly they wouldn't let me play any more. I played until my life had come crashing down in a sooty cloud of failure, and when the dust cleared, I looked about me and for the first time I saw the world as it truly was:

B.

[uh1337ness]

Addicting

I thought this was a stupid game, until i had 10,264 Bs collected.... lol

[Tropicana]

The bump maping and physics were incredible

For a flash game this is incredible, stop me if I goto far but its comparable to halo 3 and other next gen games. Truly as far as gamemakers go they are releasing the same crappy quailty games, while the clockcrew is reaching for the stars.
I commend you.