Terrible- Avoid like the bloody plague.
By Poseridon's Trident, this game is awful. Glitchy as hell, bad dimensions, music more annoying than the theme to Bloody "Pumpkinhead: Bloodwing's Revenge" this game is more like a bad game for the Sega Dreamcast than something that one would actually play. It reminds me somewhat of "Starroads" in the sense that jumps are bleedin' impossible to make and WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THAT BLOODY MUSIC OFF?! God it sounds like my cat stepping on the synthesizer hitting the loop button and then took a shit. The sound effect for the jump isn't much better considering it was lifted directly from Fancy-pants Adventure. Earlier I mentioned mad dimensions. Well, considering I was floating on *bloody air* I would say those dimensions are bad. Also, you have to hit space to start the level; not that the game mentioned that or anything. Bad physics as well: how does a running jump make you jump higher than, say, standing still and jumping. Earlier I compared this to Starroads ( GO PLAY THAT). Well, Starroads didn't suck. The view was nice for one thing, able to see what's coming up and all, but *no* that's not bad enough for this game so you get a angled view leaning more towards a right angle more than a 180 degree one. Star roads the jumping was challenging because it was made challenging, not because the game is glitchy with you hitting the top of the crate *an entire space before the crate.* And I suppose it moved that from other areas because you will occasionally fall through a god damned platform. If I were to be asked to say one good thing about the game it would have to be "It made me go out and hunt Starroads" This game I see is unsalvagable, with sounds lifted from my hell and Fancy Pants adventure, sprites which appear to be lifted from the Escape Pod from EVE online, a view angle from sonic 3D, and what appear to be sun panels from my neighbour's roof. The one star is from the fact that it started out promising, one level of promise. In my honest opinion this game is crap, pure and simple. Nothing about it is fun in anyway and if you like it you must have your head stuck so far up you own arse it come back out through the mouth. Not worth your time nor mine.
