Yes
Hmm, yes.
Yes
Hmm, yes.
OMG
Holy crap I fell over backward in my seat....
Shit!!!
That scared the fuck out of me!
Oh god. I lol'd heartily.
It was so lulz, then I almost shit bricks when he killed the kid. I like how he lured the kid from under his blanket (EVERYONE KNOWS MONSTERS CAN'T DO SHIT WHEN YOU'RE UNDER A BLANKET) with candy, then BAM, fucka got eaten. I also loved how the monster had this ridiculous expression like :D and looked like Grumble from the McDonalds things. Grade A humor and horror, man.
Excellent
Original, funny, and a great "OH Snap!" ending.