Funny and random
Though I think this should be on youtube instead.
Reviews for "Dad Is Over Nine"
old joke, new twist (a penis)
Well, it's an old joke and not really that funny anymore, but you seem to have put good effort into the drawing/art in this and the animation was okay. I give you 9/10 for art, 8/10 for animation, 4/10 for humor, 6/10 for content (cause it was short but an okay idea) and -1 because the sound is from dbz (I think, I could be wrong) and not from you.
holy shit.
i wish it was longer but it was so funny i hit my face on my desk, XD.
do not want.
um , how about no !
Generic Newgrounds Flash
You probably submitted this to be taken "not so seriously", but I will go with the general rule that: "You chose to submit it, i'll choose to review it".
Graphics: They were okay. I guess you could say it seems you put some time into them. Someone earlier stated that your graphics were the only redeeming quality of this flash; I disagree. They weren't bad though.
Audio: Most of them weren't original (which isn't a necessity by any means) and that didn't favor you too much considering lack of proper graphical expressions to match that audio.
Humor: Assuming that your trying to make the general audience laugh; you didn't do too hot their either. I will account myself as a statistically viable person to be issued under the generalized public for these reasons: I find typical comedy shows on television to be quite funny, there are numerous "thought-out" flashes on Newgrounds that I find quite humorous including those of incredibly well known NGers(No real need to plug here, you know the ones I mean...), I enjoy myself a properly used meme from time to time (though most I found to not be really funny). Keeping that in mind, I did not find your flash funny whatsoever.
Don't take that too harshly; I don't feel negative about your flash at all. It just wasn't funny. I sat through those 30 seconds and found at the end of it, I was the same emotionally, mentally, and metaphysically (wtf?) by the end of it. No pay off.
I looked through your profile and check out your flashes and art and I will say that I've seen it all time and time again. Good job, you have succeed in being incredibly typical of a user; and the person you are obviously trying to become in this community: you have also succeeded in that.
Cheers,
Look forward to hopefully something not so bland. :3