PFFHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god, that's hilarious. Great job.
Reviews for "Korean Missile Crisis"
Sh0T-D0wN responds:
;).
North Koreans
Should be forced to watch this, so they wont even try that first nuke.
Sh0T-D0wN responds:
Lol.
Actually...
I heard a political scientist talk about why N. Korea does bullshit like this. It's not that they hate America. It's that America doles out money to countries to keep them in line. N. Korea is trying to push America's buttons as much as possible, so America will hand them a fat check to settle down, allow UN folks in, etc, etc. It's basically extortion. N. Korea's "ideal situation" (huge f'ing quotes there) would be to end up like Japan or Iraq. They want America to get pissed off enough to come over there and kick their ass, so then a huge influx of money comes along to rebuild their country. The LAST thing N. Korea wants is to destroy America. They just want to play passive-aggressive long enough to act victimized and collect on a law-suit (to put it into a domestic perspective). However, N. Korea really isn't worth it. Japan had tons of industry, and its people are perfectionists. (They quickly picked up all kinds of statistical training Demming and Juran taught them after WWII, and went on to become an industry power house.) Iraq is lacking in structure and leadership (their own groups are broken into tribes, some of which don't recognize Iraq's borders, instead focusing on their long-term tribal borders). However, Iraq has resources and industrial people which could make it the next Japan. Unfortunately, we went over to Iraq in an "occupying" way, and they've been wanting to get rid of us ever since. N. Korea wishes they could just get one missle off to blow the crap out of us, and I think they'll actually do it. It'll probably be 2010, maybe 2011 at latest. In doing so, they're (well, Kim and his cronies, not necessarily the N. Korean people, who are being repressed) expecting us to come over, give them a spanking then help them rebuild. But it could end up far worse than that. We would obviously remove Kim from power ... so, if that's obvious, I guess Kim thinks of himself as a martyr. He probably thinks he's doing a "necessary evil" to get his country turned around, and while he seems a bad guy, he hopes to go down in his country's history as a saint that took the steps necessary to get N. Korea under the United States' protectionist/monetary umbrella. I don't know. The guy's either a wacked out lunatic, or a genius. But you always have to ask yourself what someone would gain by doing something like this. Folks in control of a country are usually a little smarter than the average bear. They want some kind of cost/benefit from nuking someone, not just the satisfaction of "killing those yankee dogs". However, they use the generic "killing those yankee dogs" as a selling point when recruiting lunatic extremists to their cause.
Sh0T-D0wN responds:
Holy shit lol.
very hilarious
a beautiful way to represent America. Dont u just love how they go and break off anyone who defies them :). God bless America...God bless Ghana :P
Strange...
I predicted America to intercept the missile before the damned thing could even lift off.
Ah well. 10/10
Sh0T-D0wN responds:
True.