Reviews for Pokemon: Pee Red Version

[ASP]

I don't see how people could like this...

Firstly, the custom artwork that you made sucked. They were horrible recolors of already existing sprites. Heck, even the back view of Peter was completely bad.

The jokes were alright for the first minute or two with the childish humor but then every second line of dialogue you threw in a meme that was unrelated. You even drowned out the comedy quickly with an overdose of pedophilia jokes. The last 9 minutes consisted of nothing BUT internet related material. It got unfunny really quickly.
The animation was even worse. It was all of poor quality and was absolutely nothiing special. It was all very slow moving... 9 of the 10 minutes was Peter walking through the grass. You even displayed lack of enthusiasm while doing the 'special effects'. Even them walking out of the door was bad. It consisted of nothing but half-assed tween's.
Having to click each time we want to continue with the dialogue distracts the viewer from the feel that they're watching a movie, not playing a game. However, this was only on several occasions so I'll give you my 3 stars for that.

All in all, this was horrible. Why everybody obsesses over something like this is beyond me.

OrangePylon responds:

LOL @ useless review. Just because it's negative. Tsk, tsk, people.

I didn't have THAT many memes. :x

...Okay, I had a lot, but there was plenty of Pokémon satire and the only meme-related parts were the Bellawesome battle, the ending (although those memes were just filler for the text box) and Peter getting Rickroll'd. I'd say maybe 2 of the 10 minutes were memes rather than NINE.

Yeah, it's tweens. :/ It's a sprite movie, whatever, at least I took the initiative to draw some shit. I'll have to practice for next time.

And you're entitled to your own opinion. This review was by FAR more helpful than the "ong i giv this a 999999/10 lool thats so funny cuz no1s ever dun dat b4" reviews that this is filled with. Thanks for your critique!

EDIT: Hahahahahahahaha, it's helpful now! I feel like Jesus. >:)

[bpipes]

wow

i mean it was okkk. i had like a few chuckles. it was horrendously long. missingno rox.

OrangePylon responds:

You should really point out what you liked/didn't like in your reviews... saying "it was okkk" doesn't help me at all.

[Thor2axe]

Meh...

It was pretty well made, actually, and it impressed me all the way through. Unfortunately, it wasn;t very funny. I played pokemon, and everything, but it just liked real comedy. Referential humor being the lowest form of humor, this kinda blew poke balls.

OrangePylon responds:

Wellllll, I don't know what I can do about an entirely different form of humour.

Oh wait, referential humour. Okay, well I can fix that because I'm moving in to original work form now on. :3

[BigBobBobson]

Okay...

Yeah erm, the Animation wasn't overly bad, if not really all that impressive. At first it was ok, not brilliant, but not terrible either. But as soon as the world "lulzy" came into it it just degraded into a facade of disastrous horrible Memes and bad jokes. I'm sure every generic "hayguisihavseen4chanamiculyet?" will love this, and call it "lolepicwinXDsorandom" but I just found it dull, embarassing and ridiculous.

And having to click every 5 seconds to move it on? Urgh.

OrangePylon responds:

Bellawesome's battle was really the meme-iest part. And that's because she has an awesome face, I only thought it was appropriate.

But you're right for the most part. I did go a little overboard on the references and most normal people wouldn't be able to catch them all. I'm moving into original work, so I kinda just got all the 4chan jokes out of my system. You won't hear them from me in the future. :-#

-Lon

[KBW]

Nope

I was annoyed by a few things. I had to click some text, and not others, and when I clicked the text it would flash suddenly. And I guess it's just me, but I didn't really find it funny. Guess you have to be a big Pokemon fan. If I really wrote how I felt about this, the review would be deleted anyway. I'm sorry man. I'll check out some of your other stuff.
P.S. I won't rate it over there, I suppose you deserve the score for making so many (other) people laugh.
<<<<<<<

OrangePylon responds:

I don't recommend you check out my other stuff. X3 Unless it's Wooper's Adventure, that one is half-decent... but it's Pokémon again. :P

The text you have to click to advance is narrative. It wouldn't make sense to make you have to click during the voice acted bits.

To be honest, I'm not even that big a Pokémon fan myself, but I guess my Poké-obsessed childhood self helped me remember a lot. :P

Noooo, no, no! Reviews don't get deleted for being constructive! Tell me what you didn't like, expand on it. It's perfectly okay if you didn't like it; in fact it's often more interesting to read than the short 10s like the gleaming beacon of genius that is the one under you, and it helps me to make a better movie.

No, no again! :3 Vote how you feel; that's what the rating system is for -- to get the general opinion. I'm not going to cry if it drops a .01; I'm just very content that the score is in the 4s. Here, what level are you, 6? I probably have a higher voting power than you, I'll vote 0 for you!

There, (- 0.0010).

Thanks for the review. <3