they just keep cumming back for more! No wait! I Must say yoghurt a good thing going here! It is, indeed, a seminal classic. You semen, and you squish em! what could be easier than that? it harkens back to my day in the fallopian tube: they all said, go right, but what did they know? i went left, and here I am, eggzactly where i should be. they said don't be a jerk, and i'm trying my best... because, let's face it, the game mechanics are inventive, the style unique, the art delightful, the music peculiarly interesting. however even though it's not like i have to reach around for smutty puns and double entendres (who'm I kiddin'... single entendres...) but let me close by saying this deserves a spermanent place in the annals of the portal... because, lets face it, (twice now!) you cant be a pussy to cum out with a game like this...? In the words of mary, for there's something about mary "that there, is a hair raising experience."
one word of caution... the lack of a narrative, means I find my self only able to play the game in spurts. after a few explosions, i'm knackered. still, it's a money shot, my friend.