I'm forced to go against the grain,
and vote this sucker up with a three. Why? Mostly because the intro made me choke with laughter in its openness about being spam, but also because it's a bunch of guys making a card for a friend.
Granted, it's not a Supah OMG Great High Quality birthday card, but it's the thought that counts. Right?
Gus-Gus says, "Duh-duh-duh HAP-py Birfday!"