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Reviews for "MadFleX vs Teqneek"
MadFLeX lines:
the nightmare the monster/Less of a method more of a meth head - +
drunk dialed that's proof/ready wit teq-scuses - +
proven/built movement - +
Nimbus carbon copy/hang him up before I land/hangin from a palm tree/can't hang and didn't hang wit John Dean - +
appropriate persona/runnin' out like epona - ++
attention whore/soul searchin on message boards/beggin y'all to give a fuck teq support - ++++
change out your repertoire/label that shit polyester core (in very covincing teq voice) - +++
wouldn't oracle(??)/if you tapped it in morse code/pipe the fuck down like a warp zone - +
wet fart/title: teq's bars - ++
the more you speak/more you shame and plagiarize one of the best in immortal technique/portal teqneek/kinda sorta teqneek - ++
ghost writer a cosigner/how the fuck you managed suckin so much dick even though you're universally known as a biter - ++++
I'm a soldier/carry teq on my shoulders - ++
done him a service/flow for progressive car insurance/far from nervous - +
nothin to news like a justin beiber haircut/my verse bitch back down to the minors - +
Teqneek lines:
madflex/you a whack bitch/cope wit sadness/tragic - +
breaking you down/weren't enough a man to defend your crown - +++
facebook and thuggin don't mesh right/mic resemble a fleshlight/damn right/headlight/red light - ++
karaoke clarence/paramedics will carelessly carry you in an ambulance - +
verbal terrorist/errand bitch/murder specialist/effortlessly - ++
vanished from competition/circus magician/victim of demolition/bay area sewage disposal system - ++
talkin to you/marvelous dude/mobbin and rude/nommable food/charred in ya dude - ++
back to da back o da pack you whack and I'm jacking a track you battle rappin hack I'll beat you down to the cracker and as you slackin and lack an attack you starin right up to the mack I'm the miami cannibal i'm back and i'm havin a snack - +++
level you thinkin you on/bombin the fuckin restaurant - +
bitch like/dick in her windpipe - ++
backin out of contest/only begun my conquest - +
loadin a hate missile/blow your rape whistle - ++
Total from MadFLeX - +26
Total from Teqneek - +22
Better flow - MadFLeX, +
Better delivery - MadFLeX, +
Better rhyme scheme - MadFLeX, +
Better close - Teqneek, +
Total - MadFLeX +29, Teqneek +24
Epic fucking battle, and I could not tell you enough how fly I think that beat was. No 0's here, straight up MCs tearing each other's shit. MadFLeX wins. He's #1 for a reason as it turns out...
AKACCMIOF responds:
Epic break down! It certainly was a god-tier beat.
Oh FLeX, i almost forgot just how good you were.
AKACCMIOF responds:
Thanks :D but my name's spelt A.K.A.C.C.M.I.O.F. Who dafuq is FLeX? (JK, OFC)
Ay fuck you Pinball Wizard! I really don't think the disparity in wordplay was THAT sizeable, all I noticed was about eight thousands name flips from Flex and a few other decent punches. You guys' unflinching love for MadFlex clouds ya fuckin vision sometimes. Yeah I expected a loss OF COURSE, but I think I held my own and gave him a decent challenge.
The impersonation was funny, I'll definitely give Flex some points for that, but come on- I don't think my flow is that repetitive. I tried changing it up like every 4 bars in this track. It's something I'm working on, but I am who I am and I have my own style. I like my flow so fuck all y'all. I will try to work on some new schemes and shit though.
And fuck Suddle, I'll kill him in every way aside from "flow" or whatever. He is illiterate and everything he says is generic and I hate his guts. Fuck, I'd battle his wack ass if he didn't dick over Rampant like that.
And yp AX- stop tallying the vote total after every comment because it can sway people. I need all the fucking help I can get. If you're gonna do that then just lie and say I'm winning lol.
In closing- I LOVE YOU ALL BUT I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS FOR FOURTHMEAL IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME! FROM HERE ON OUT I WILL GIVE EACH PERSON WHO VOTES FOR ME $300*
AKACCMIOF responds:
AHahahahah, oh the things I do for you Teq. I'll stop tallying up, but you SHOULD definitely battle Bummer, that'd be an awesome battle.
I love this fucking beat.
Teq's punches were damage, but his flow is too repetitive to beat this guy. His hits would have to be astronomical to overcome the disparity in flow and wordplay between him and Flex. Plus Flex's punches were still wicked as fuck, the impersonation was scary right on. MadFLeX is still the A-Number-One king of NG rap, bottom line. 8-0 motherfuckers.
Flex, you gotta battle BummerCityTown and suddlenuance. Maybe Exceptid if he ever pops his ugly face out again. They're the only legit competition around here for you.
AKACCMIOF responds:
Thanks for the breakdown breh, keep up! Exceptid v Teq is something I wanna see.