lmao
i loved it. both your narration and facial expressions were hilarious.
Reviews for "Twilight:Broodening SUCKS"
lawlz.
actually the point that vampires aren't real to begin with is pretty good, but all the same, the original was pretty good. and i still send the link to people so eat my dick. nice followup though, i actually spat loljuice all over my monitor when i saw the last shot with your head shopped on. swish!
Wow.
You're worse than me, when it comes to the whole "Self-Awareness" thing. Anyway, funny video. But keep The Broodening up, I really love that video. I'm going to watch it now, actually. =]
Don't be so hard on yourself!
OK i know it is her book and therefore she can do what she wants yada yada, but there ARE serious flaws in her plot.
I mean, in book 4 Bella gets pregnant by a vampire. Because, of course a corpse can impregnate you. I mean, its not as if its sperm is dead too. Ok, i can deal with that, maybe it is that way with all vamps in her books. Oh, wait, no it isn't. Rosalie can't have a baby because she is a vamp....riiight.
Oh and then there is Jacob who is madly in love with Bella....but not really. It is totally plausible that he is in fact in love with the unborn baby when Bella hasn't even had sex yet.
One last thing that got me. If they are crystallised then how are they acutally able to move? Crystals are not pliable!
Keep up the good work!
=D
Not many people can roast themselves.
Pretty funny stuff. My only advise is when your speaking with fervor pull back on the mike because you can hear it pop, which is not good for a mike or speakers. Maybe get it in a stand or something idk. Next, I was looking at your other submissions and they're all relatively non humorous. You reused some of the jokes from your Dracula submission but that was too poorly done to hear anything so you get away with it. Mostly. Yup. Don't know what was in your cornflakes that morning but it obviously stimulated the gland in your brain which creates original humorous thought. Congratulations. I really thought the broodening was an amazing submission.