lawlapalooza
funny vid and your voice sounds like an angel
Reviews for "Twilight:Broodening SUCKS"
Comedic gold
That was funnier than the original! What a way to tell your anti-fans to go suck it. :) It takes talent to ladle on that much sarcasm. Keep up the good work!
What A Doosh!
You are such an asshole for mocking such an amazing movie and book as twilight. Twilight is filled with.........um........many moral dilemas......and uh......the vampires in the movie, by acting more human than normal vampires......uh.....force us to relate to....the human conditions....and understanding prejudice.....
Yah, movie was hilarious. Thanks for both.
btw, if you watch the scene where they are cooking, one of them is cutting garlic, it is hardly noticable, but it is there!
Peace Man!
dude...
srsly? does it honestly matter enuff to go thru all this trouble? the book was poorly written and it was a bad concept to begin w/. i mean srsly, a vampire romance? how cliche was that? and the movie sucked major anus to. The casting was terrible. I could bad mouth the shit all day. And i dont like to be a critic. it just sucked that bad. Plus, the broodening was fuckin hilarious XD
Don't be so hard on yourself!
OK i know it is her book and therefore she can do what she wants yada yada, but there ARE serious flaws in her plot.
I mean, in book 4 Bella gets pregnant by a vampire. Because, of course a corpse can impregnate you. I mean, its not as if its sperm is dead too. Ok, i can deal with that, maybe it is that way with all vamps in her books. Oh, wait, no it isn't. Rosalie can't have a baby because she is a vamp....riiight.
Oh and then there is Jacob who is madly in love with Bella....but not really. It is totally plausible that he is in fact in love with the unborn baby when Bella hasn't even had sex yet.
One last thing that got me. If they are crystallised then how are they acutally able to move? Crystals are not pliable!
Keep up the good work!
=D