You draw..
..how I think.
Seriously though, good first flash!
I too, dig the randomness as a form of lulz.
I gave ya a "10" because new animators need motivation/ positive encouragement to become GOOD animators. I dug the overall mentality/ feel of this flash...get some better artwork/ fix your scripting errors, and you're well on your way, man.
Smacking down someone's first flash (unless it's completely freaking horrible/offensive) is like beating a child trying to read... Why?