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Reviews for "Gumby Cracker!"

Awful

This was just so terrible that I can't use English to explain the fallacy of life it was. There was no sound. The graphics were at least present so I gave you that. There is one Interativity button that starts it. Nothing was funny about it. There was no story. Violence was pretty poorly done. I have no idea what you wanted to do with this thing.

gunsage responds:

Well, let's see here, fucker. First off, I made this a LONG time ago...it's one of my first attempts at flash EVER. Of course it's going to suck a bit. As far as sound...I MADE THIS ON A FUCKING COMPUTER AT MY UNIVERSITY THAT DIDN'T OFFER SOUND, YOU ASSHOLE! I've fucking said this in recent responses! What the fuck is your problem?! This was supposed to be pointless, so who the hell cares about a story? It's a movie...SO IT'S NOT INTERACTIVE, DUMB ASS! Look, this is my first and ONLY submission...and this is why...stupid ass users like you!

heh

Needs some work. Add sound and try not to overuse motion tweening, put in some frame by frame stuff in some parts. Try again.

gunsage responds:

Well, you make an interesting point. Yes, it does need sound...I'll admit that. In fact, I'd probably be working on it right now if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have the file anymore. As far as "overusing" tweening, I thought that looked alright. I don't like using frame by frame because it's tricky.

alright

that was pretty nice animation, but you should get into more frame by frame shtuff, not only tweens, and plz next time dont use the morphing tween.

gunsage responds:

Yeah, I know...it's pretty crappy. Still, though, it was nice for a first try. I will be submitting more stuff soon...mostly games...and they're MUCH better.

Hello!

I was just doing a search for "Pokey" because I'm an elatedly enthused Pokey the Penguin fan! Didn't see the "part of Pokey" but my bro used to like gumby and your animation was cool. I give you a 10 overall rating based on NG standards. I just signed up at NG(although I've been here many times before) and I'm going to wait a while to vote so I can get some more experience to help bring up your score. Anyway, I look forward to more of your work... I'll do a search for any work already up tomorrow and vote on that sometime too.

gunsage responds:

Sorry dude, you're thinking of a different Pokey. The one I'm talking about is Pokey the pony...one of Gumby's friends in Gumby. This was actually going to be longer, but I got bored while making it so I stopped. The "part of Pokey" is at the end where one of Pokey's hooves attempts to smack Gumby.

can you say "crap"

waste if time and effort. could've used some sound

gunsage responds:

Hey, if you want to see a waste of time and effort, look in the fucking mirror. And learn how to spell, you inbred dumbass retard motherfucker. I'm perfectly fine if it's not up to your standards, but apparently you can't fucking read because this was done over a year ago and I was just like "What the hell...just submit it. See if anyone enjoys it. If not, who cares?" It doesn't have sound because I made this while I was on the college's computers and they don't have sound on them. Who cares if it sucks? If you enjoyed it, great. If you didn't, fine. But don't fucking tell me it's a waste of time and effort because I'm making much better shit now because of all the experimenting I've done based on THIS. So fuck you.