All this...
...because you're pissed off at the Wii. Wow. Someone has way too much time on their hands. You should start an advocacy group or something. Overall, it was entertaining, but did drag on a bit. Sounded like you did the whole voice-over in one-shot, but you probably could have done a little better with some editing and splicing ... leave out the clueless stammering and interruptions, which degrade the end result. Still, not bad. Better than I was expecting.