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Reviews for "Cock Rocket Adventures"

CARDBOARDBOX3013 FTWW!!!

On loading, I found myself confronted with a large, screen-filling phallus; presumably this is the "cock rocket". Pressing the arrow keys moved this object very slowly around - and off - the screen.

To add injury to insult, there is inappropriate music (The Police? Why?) as well as that old chestnut, the strobing background.

My recommendation is to try expanding this into a real game; maybe something like Joust, but with smaller rockets, more suitable music and sound effects, menus, a scoreboard, and better graphics.

Sidorio responds:

Please do not stand as close to me as you currently are.

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wow...speechless...and definetly not in a good way, should try to actually make a point to the game and just redo the whole entire thing i couldnt take you seriously from this so called "game"

Sidorio responds:

I'm pretty sure I ordered a 'no fags' policy on reviewing this submission. Didn't you get the memo?

gay

dude how gay are you the rocket looks like a flying peni

Sidorio responds:

Really? Well fuck me, it does.

erm...

fyi im epileptic.
im sending you my hospital bill mr.?

Sidorio responds:

You'll be dead before you hit the ground.

A seizure-inducing cock GIF. That's it.