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Reviews for "FC Tells Da Truth"

Depends how you interpret it I guess...

I'm gonna give a couple of shots at understanding this new crusade you have bestowed upon us viewers...
1. You are criticizing Christmas for becoming too commercialized and forcing us all to conform to buying products so we can show "The spirit of Christmas" to friends and family.
Or...
2. It was just a dream you had during the holidays and turned it into a flash.

I can't really think of anything else so lemme know if I'm right o.0 (or wrong) =(

the true cristmas story.

i don't know if that was some maeningful statement about the holidays being violated by corparations, or simply the deranged byproduct of a bad acid trip.
the truth of chistmas isn't love, presents, mercindising, or even the official birthday of the baby jesus. the truth is a bit more complicated. you see hundreds of yaers ago back when the catholic chuch started their quest to convert the world they came across a group in ireland called the celts. now the celts were a fun loving free sirited people who enjoyed varios indulgences, and the old catholic religion with it's harsh rules, and extreme aviodence of all eathly plaesures just could not compaet.
needles to say, after the celts were forced to convert or die, they had a hard time converting, and held onto some of their old traditions. thus the celtic holiday of yule tide was renamed Cristmas, and a buch of bull shit symbolisms were made up. theee yule tree was claimed to represent the tree jesus was born under, the presents were claimed to represent the gifts the wise men offerd the kid, and the yule tide feast was said to represent the hospitality of the innkeeper or somesuch nonsense.
after that the holiday spread aruond untill the orinal festival of yule tide was almost forgoten. intrestingly enough it is impossible to know what yaer jesus was born let alone what day. it is worth noting that sheperd rarly had their flocks out during the middle of winter, nare were there many travelers, esspeacily not wise ones.
and that is the true story of chistmas.
another intresting fact, the whole thing about saint patric chasing the snakes out of irelang was acually a colorful metaphore. the snakes, a figuer of evil and curruption was in fact the celtic druids whos major sin was being laeders of a pegan religion. and chasing out of ireland was a nice way of saying laed a full scall massacure. those paecful natureloving bastards never stood a chance.
i'm gettingoff my saop box now.

dude no

hitler jokes are sketchy at best most of the time. this just didnt have that certain quality that was needed to pull it off

Right...

well i think it's fcking redicilous but it has SOMEthing i don't know if it is the hitlercola or the stupid sounds... xD

Well done Sir.

I am Jewish so if you're gonna complain about what I'm gonna say just because it differs from the 'Jewish Supporters' then don't read it.

This was a good animation though I didn't like the robo-voice, even if it did add to the creepy-ness. What most of the viewers don't understand is that the fat red and white Santa that children know and love is nothing but advertising for Coke-a-Cola. People wonder what Santa has to do with Christmas and Jesus and really underestimate that he could have nothing to do with it at all. Just like the Easter Bunny has nothing to do with the celebration of Easter. Not even as a symbol of Fertility. They're both just tools to help sell more stupid shit every year that no one really needs.
Coke is a bunch of pigs and should be shut down. Heck they gladly support Death Squads in countries where Coca products are small villages main source of income. Don't believe me? Do some research.