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Reviews for "A Very Retail Christmas"

Thank you seriously

I work retail and have been listening to xmas music for a good month and a half now. that is before hollaween. BEFORE. idk why people want it to snow a for one month out of the year since it makes conditions tearable and yet we have to listen to old dead guys having a gay olde time. that guy's lucky to be at the register cause the rest of the store is just a pain to deal with now. sorry for ranting it has a very simple message so black and white is more then exceptable and it makes the ray gun seem more out of this world at the end.

DPSGryph responds:

Yep! Sometimes the register IS the luckiest place to be. Sometimes... Ah! I'm glad you liked where i was going with the color scheme and the shooter. It's really more of an atomic disruptor. I could go into it, but it's all physics and applied atomic science. Unfortunately, they only give us 4,000 characters in these review boxes, so, I'll just have to say it's the Santatron Disintegrator-Mini 3,000. And believe me, you don't want to see the regular version. Let's just say that it's "sleigh-mounted" and requires a "splash shield." It's for bad little boys and girls, GoogleEarth satellites, and Rosie O'Donnell.

I fucking love you!

Those fucking dogs are pissing me off even now cause I got that fucking shit stuck in my head! ...

This flash hit's home for me because I wok 40 a week at safeway.

Good job man, funny shit with decent art and animation. Also, I don't know why but Black and White looked cool for the most part.

5/5
RB

DPSGryph responds:

I love you, too, Man! That's what the holidays are all about; Loving people you don't know!

Err, maybe I'm thinking of the 1960's... Anyway.. Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! I hope you think about the song at the end of the flash instead of the dogs the next time you're at work.

Peace, love and bad poetry!

Exactly!

No this time the music started sooner! Before Halloween in some places around here it was maddening! I couldnt believe it! Pissed me off! Thats exactly how I felt too, just wanted to shoot the f-in people that did that! aaah...it was nice seeing that ending. *hugs self*

DPSGryph responds:

Wow, before Halloween? That's just sick... Cruel and unusual. Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

WOO HOO

HELL YEA A LASER!!!!

DPSGryph responds:

WOO! YEAH! LASERS!

or... an atomic disruptor beam... you know... Whatever...

WOOOOOO!

I feel ya man

both those damn dogs and that cat jingle have got to die. I have worked in retail for nearly 9 years and have suffered too thru that endless hell we call christmas. this animation does show how it is. you smile try and be cheerful but the more you are forced to listen to that god forsaken crap the more you lose the holiday cheer. personally I find jack daniels and some metal after a long day really helps with the cheer. love the flash man gotta give it top scores of 5 and 10. may god have mercy on you and fry the radio at work.